Seriously. Apparently, the gods heard by complaining about only getting the bully virus and decided to send in the psycho assassin guy. I've been awake for seven hours and I'm going back to bed now. It's moved from a weird, low-key flu thing into a full-blown head cold that took me down like a guy pulled out of the crowd into the Battle Royale with the professional wrestlers. Ha, that'll show him to talk so big to friend about how "anyone can that, it's all fake!"